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Mermaid Puns you’ll abshellutely love to quote!
Dive into the best mermaid puns on the web and under the sea! This list of mermaid puns is ideal for mermaids at heart, as well as professional mermaid performers. Make a splash with a clever mermaid instagram caption for your next beach post here. Or if you fully embrace the mermaid life, you can practice these mermaid puns regularly & incorporate them into your speech habits. These nautical puns relate to the ocean and all things mermaids, so you’ll be talking like a local mer in no time! This list is a FIN-tastic way to expand your mermaid vocabulary & level up your mermaid performances and online posts. Trust me, you’ll want to keep a couple of these mermaid puns in your back pocket for some guaranteed giggles from all ages at your next mermaid party or mermaid meet & greet!
Hello / Goodbye – Mermaid wordplay for Greetings & Sign-offs
Shello
Aloha, Beaches!
Whale, hello there!
Long time no sea.
What up, fishes?
Have a fintastic day.
Sending a sea full of love.
Fishing you all the best
Sea ya later!
Bubble kisses & Starfish wishes!
Call me on my shellphone.
Yes/ No – Punny Mermaid Replies
For shore.
Shell yeah / Shell no
Yeah buoy.
abshellutely / abshellutely not
Dolphinately / Dolphinately didn’t
Turtley (totally)
Positive Descriptors
FIN-tastic
MERmazing
Turtley awesome 🐢
Mermaid Love Puns
We MER-MADE for each other! 🧜🏼♀️💘
I’m hooked on you.
You’re the catch of the day! 🎣
Otterly in love with you. 🦦
You mer-make me smile!
I think you’re s’whale. 🐳
Party puns for good times!
Time for a shellabration! 🐚
Mermaids know how to have a fin-flipping good time.
Shell-abrate good times!
Shell we dance?
Don’t krill my vibe.
Seas the day!
Mermaid life is a splash.
It’s going swimmingly
Just clownfishing around.
I’m kraken up!
“Life is the bubbles.” — The Little Mermaid, “Under The Sea”
Having a whale of a time!
Feeling Fin-tastic
Happy as a clam.
Mermaid Drinks
I’ll have a mertini.
Mermaids drink mermosas!
This mermaid needs mer wine.
I’ll bring the bubbles!
Cheeky Mermaid Puns
Resting beach face
sea-riously?!
Stay salty, beaches
Oh ship!
Feeling crabby without you.
Don’t be shellfish.
Beach, please.
Let’s get nauti.
Don’t be salty
More Mermaid Puns
Feeling a little shell-shocked?
Meeting a mermaid can be over-whale-ming!
Don’t be such a koi fish, let’s hang out!
Girls just wanna have sun
Say shello to my little friend!
Na-mer-ste.
It’s o-fish-al / o-fish-ally
Mer-maid of honor
Wish upon a starfish
New shellphone, who this?
I washed up like this.
Getting some much-needed vitamin sea.
Swim the sea and find your porpoise.
Mermaids make waves.
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
All FIN-ished, time to hit the beach!
Mermaid Idioms
Break a fin!
Good luck!
There’s more than one way to scale a catfish.
There’s multiple ways to do something.
Time for me to hit the sea bed!
Time for bed!
That’s just an old mermaid’s tale.
That is just a made up story.
You’ll stick out like a dorsal fin.
You’ll stand out in appearance.
The seaweed is always greener in somebody else’s lake.” — The Little Mermaid, “Under The Sea”
Hope you enjoyed this list of mermaid puns!
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