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Sassy beach quotes for Instagram

Searching for sassy beach captions for your next instagram post?

You came to the right beach. 

You’re shore to fall in love with these sassy beach captions for Instagram! As a mermaid at heart with the mouth of a siren, I’ve compiled a list of my favorite funny beach quotes, perfect for any siren who’s feeling salty.  I’ve personally used quite a few of these on my @Mermaid_Jules page and consult this list whenever I’m in a sassy mermaid mood. Pin this page now so you can use these salty beach captions for Instagram later, too!

Short & Salty Beach Captions

Don’t be salty 🙂

Stay salty.

One salty beach

You salty, huh?

Stay salty, my friends.

Salt life

Feeling a little bit salty.

Stay salty, beach.

Salty Vibes

Sassy Beach Captions 

Please excuse my resting beach face.

Aloha Beaches

I run this beach.

Beach, please.

Hanging with my beaches!

No one likes a shady beach.

What up, beaches?

Beauty & the Beach

Beaches be crazy

Sun of a beach

Resting beach face  See even more beach captions here.

"Aloha Beaches" - sassy mermaid quotes

Beach Captions for Salty Sirens

Let’s get nauti.

Talk to the sand.

Shell yeah!

Tropic like its hot. See more Tropical Instagram captions here.

Girls just wanna have sun! See more Sunshine Instagram Captions like this.

people: you look so unapproachable
me: “And yet here you are.”

“We were only trying to drown her” – The Neverland Mermaids | Peter Pan

Mermaids don’t lose sleep over the opinions of shrimp.  See inspirational mermaid quotes like this here.

“I have seen the sea when it is stormy and wild; When it is quiet and serene; When it is dark and moody, and in all its moods I see myself.” – Martin Buxbaum See more Ocean Captions like this.

“Fall deeper and deeper. The sirens are singing your song.” – Sleeping With Sirens

“I must be a mermaid. I have no fear of depths, and a great fear of shallow living.” – Anais Nin

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